Monday, January 4, 2010

TCU Horned Frog Claw

Looks like the TCU Horned Frogs borrowed their famous claw from a small unknown band from the late 90's. You may remember the monster hit "Backstreet's Back, Alright".

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Monday, November 9, 2009

Jumping the Shark - Viral Style

Hey everybody, look at how jaded we are!!!

This is a pretty lame spoof but since everyone is cashing in on apathy these days I'm sure this is a trailer for "Not Another Hoodie Nation Movie". Feel free to leave comments. I would read them but I'm already over it.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Friday, November 6, 2009

Queen>MJ

If the economy gets any worse I'm going to commit a crime in the Philippines so that I can go ahead and knock musical theater off my bucket list.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Ever been this drunk?


Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer - Watch more Funny Videos

Son, you're a dick.



Since I am soon to be a father, I now tend to look at some things differently than I did before. The above video is a perfect example.

It would've been much funnier to me a few months ago, but now all I can think about is having to sit down my athletically-gifted son and tell him "That was a great goal, but something needs to be said here son. You're a dick for a doing that."

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Regretsy NSFW?

First, if you're not already familiar with the craft revival, look here.

Then go here and find the gems, or piles of shit, depending on your point of view.

wow?

Great Press Release or Greatest Press Release?



New Study Finds Mustached Americans Earn More, But Save Less

Friday, October 2, 2009

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Wait? That's not our team's logo?



This is a funny little article about some "pranksters" from a rival soccer team. Here is an excerpt from the text.


A phallus with two massive testicles adorned Worle FC's Station Road ground on Monday morning after the artful pranksters struck.

Worle FC assistant manager Mark Chesney said the club had locked its line painter away for the weekend, so somebody must have brought their own to the ground.

He said: "We reckon it was a jealous player from a rival club and we won't rest until we find out who.

"To be shafted like this is a bitter pill to swallow."


I'm unsure if his use of the word shafted was intentional or not but funny none the less.
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Sweet Lick of the Week

This week's sweet lick is from the band Mew. I know basically nothing about this band, except that I love the guitar playing at the beginning of this song. I actually have no idea if this will be a weekly thing, but it seemed like a nice title.

PS. I'd like to thank Mew for making the weirdest fucking video I've seen in a long time. I'm sure their label was really stoked when they delivered this thing. I'm also pretty sure they shit their pants when they got the bill for horse & slug rentals. Not to mention the horse & slug wranglers.

This has to be at the NJ Shore, right?

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

The Sporting Errors of Kids

So we're back? I say we like I actually contributed last time. I laughed at all that was posted in my name but rarely did I find something to post myself. How about I start this off with the tragedy and triumph of high school football? You only need to watch about the first 2:30 of this video and then kindly tell me what you would say to this kid if you were his parent/coach...



I will leave you with this little fact. When I lived in New Baden, Illinois I played soccer. I was 7 or 9, something like that, and I played up a year and we were really good. In the 3 years I played soccer my team never lost a game. I hated the coach, he worked us to death even though we were elementary kids but in looking back, he was a great coach. I was the center full back and I'll stop bragging, but we kicked ass every Saturday like we got paid to do it. Then I got benched with 2 games to go in the season and it still haunts me. Let me explain:

We were playing and were up 5-0. The forwards and midefeilders were dominating so much that I was basically standing at midfield tracking down clearance attempts and passing them back in. I was literally playing NO DEFENSE, this team sucked huge ass. After a lengthy stretch of no action on my part the other team tries another clear, and the ball comes bouncing right up to me. Boing, Boing, Boing...in waist high bounces...and I catch it. CATCH IT. WITH MY MOTHER FUCKING HANDS.

I promise I was more shocked than anyone else that witnessed it. It was like a sneaky leprechaun had tricked me or we were playing Bayside High and Zack Morris had called 'TIME!' and placed it there whilst I was frozen. Immediately I knew I was in deep shit. Slack-jawed I looked at my coach as I heard a bewildered ref blow a whistle in the background, and coache's red face and moving mouth were surely profanities that should never be heard around little kids playing soccer. I, however, was in a sound vacuum and could only see the 'what a retard' expression on my team's faces. A sub was called for, I sat the bench too distraught to even eat an orange slice.

I asked the coach at the next practice if I was going to get to play that week and and he chortled back a "Fuh huh huuuuuck no son!" and looked at me like I was leper paraplegic. That was my last year of soccer and I began playing hockey the next season. I really feel for this poor kid that spiked the ball. Its going to stick with him forever...

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Love.

A japanese robot programmed to emulate human emotions recently trapped a woman in a lab and hugged her repeatedly. The woman was only able to escape by calling technicians to temporarily shut the robot off.

Read the full story at Muckflash.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

This is why I don't dance.

I know trucks don't usually end up inside of bars, but you can never be too careful.(Watch until the end.)



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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Stinger! Amazing Future Car! Beachin'!

I wish this was my car!



Aaron, your scooter company should look into this!

Courtesy of our friends at Everything Is Terrible.