My Spider Sense Is Tingling

For everyone who didn't get my email.... which is everyone other than Aaron, here you go. I gotta give Aaron credit for the title though. That was his idea.

Homeowner? I thought he only had a boat.

It's even better if you imagine them as Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner

Holy Shit

This is what greeted me the last time I visited myspace.

I think this picture should be entitled "shock & awe."

It also proves my theory that bacon makes everything better. I think I'm going to put up bacon wallpaper in my kitchen.

No, Dickipedia You Idiot

So I have just been turned on to my newest fascination. As a connoisseur of all things pretentious I find it hard to categorize all the people in the world that I feel are well... Dicks. That is until now. A new site called Dikipedia-A Wiki of Dicks is now available for your viewing and pleasure. And I must say it's pretty dead on. It's not just celebutaunts like Paris Hilton who are dicks but also politicians, filmmakers, and even the Pope according to this site. I highly suggest checking out the Mel Gibson section.

Senioritis

I know only two of our readers wanted to read more about politics, but this is just too incredible to pass up.

President Bush ended a private meeting at the G8 summit with the words "Goodbye from the World's biggest polluter." This shocked the other leaders at the meeting, but it isn't the best part.

This is. He then punched the air while sporting his famous functionally retarded grin. Seriously, he punched the air. This had potential to be funny, except that he really is the most powerful man in the world and not an SNL actor playing the president.

Now, this proves beyond a reasonable doubt that our president is an insufferable douchebag. Whether you are a liberal or conservative, I think you can agree.

I'm also pretty sure that Bush has a wicked case of senioritis and is really stoked to go to Cancun next January.

Link.

I'm Pretty Sure This Is Wrong

This poor girl is definitely innocent, but her parents are clearly racists!

To all of our single readers

I don't have a whole lot to add to this, but I'll just say that the fact that a Conservapedia even exists makes me very very sad.

Anyways, have a good weekend everyone and protect yourself from STD's.

The End of an Era

Today is the last day for Will Leitch, the founding editor of the Gawker owned sports blog Deadspin.

For those who don't know, Deadspin is a sports blog "for the common fan." It isn't about knowing lots of stats or other random facts. It's about enjoying sports for what they are and having fun with them. To give you an idea of what takes place on the site, just know that Anchorman quotes will get you banned from commenting, because they were used far too often.

Yesterday, some of the other Deadspin employees blocked Will's access to the site and began to post what amounted to a virtual roast. Roasters included ESPN's Scott Van Pelt and Bill Simmons.

Today is Will's chance to get back at everyone so it should be hilarious.

Deep V Necks

There is a very long and hilarious story on Radar chronicling the rise of the deep v-neck shirt.

I know a few Cc:BJ staff members are guilty of this, hopefully this will guilt them into giving it up. The only people who should wear these are Mario Lopez and possibly Jean Claude Van Damme.