No, Dickipedia You Idiot

So I have just been turned on to my newest fascination. As a connoisseur of all things pretentious I find it hard to categorize all the people in the world that I feel are well... Dicks. That is until now. A new site called Dikipedia-A Wiki of Dicks is now available for your viewing and pleasure. And I must say it's pretty dead on. It's not just celebutaunts like Paris Hilton who are dicks but also politicians, filmmakers, and even the Pope according to this site. I highly suggest checking out the Mel Gibson section.

Senioritis

I know only two of our readers wanted to read more about politics, but this is just too incredible to pass up.

President Bush ended a private meeting at the G8 summit with the words "Goodbye from the World's biggest polluter." This shocked the other leaders at the meeting, but it isn't the best part.

This is. He then punched the air while sporting his famous functionally retarded grin. Seriously, he punched the air. This had potential to be funny, except that he really is the most powerful man in the world and not an SNL actor playing the president.

Now, this proves beyond a reasonable doubt that our president is an insufferable douchebag. Whether you are a liberal or conservative, I think you can agree.

I'm also pretty sure that Bush has a wicked case of senioritis and is really stoked to go to Cancun next January.

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