God Bless The South

So I'm a little embarrassed to speak on this topic but being of Southern culture I figured it should be mentioned. So I caught the last half hour of the Real World premiere last night. I had heard that there was a girl from Columbia on there so I figured I would check it out. Of course at this point the Real World is totally phoning it in. They put them in Hollywood so that they don't even have to travel to shoot it. They set them up in some Viacom back-lot and called it a house. Compared to Hawaii's house this place looks like a joke. The cast is just some vagrants they picked up off the street and you can tell that the overall quality just isn't what it once was (and yes I get the ridiculousness of that statement). Nevertheless Kimberly is a shining testament to the progressive state that is South Carolina. There was a huge blow-up between her and one of the girls in the house in which she told her "Don't go gettin all Ghetto". This sparked a fury in Brianna so much so that she tried to climb a chain linked fence to rip Kim's head off. This was just the beginning. I think my favorite part is when Kimberly tried to explain how tolerant she was of all ethnic backgrounds. My favorite quote being "I don't care if you're from the most inner city of blackville." I only wish I were paraphrasing. I know this sounds like I'm in college again (they're the only ones that still watch MTV), but if gawker can keep blogging about the gossip girls and the hills then I think 4 dudes blogging about the Real World is OK by me. If anyone knows any juicy gossip from Kim's days in C-town, by all means send it our way.