Beware of my Mom

This is my first post on the blog. Thanks goes out to our current loyal readership and future blog stalkers who will someday fall in love with our wit.

I just wanted to tell everyone my mother has gotten serious about her self defense. She walks the dogs (my dogs) in the wee hours of the morning before the sun comes up. I am always worried about her and recently, with the dogs aging and becoming less and less menacing in appearance she has become a little more worried herself.

Never fear mom... for this very morning I purchased something every mother in America should have:




Thats right. Beware motherfuckers.


-CCBJ