Thursday, October 15, 2009

Ever been this drunk?


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Son, you're a dick.



Since I am soon to be a father, I now tend to look at some things differently than I did before. The above video is a perfect example.

It would've been much funnier to me a few months ago, but now all I can think about is having to sit down my athletically-gifted son and tell him "That was a great goal, but something needs to be said here son. You're a dick for a doing that."

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Regretsy NSFW?

First, if you're not already familiar with the craft revival, look here.

Then go here and find the gems, or piles of shit, depending on your point of view.

wow?

Great Press Release or Greatest Press Release?



New Study Finds Mustached Americans Earn More, But Save Less

Friday, October 2, 2009

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Wait? That's not our team's logo?



This is a funny little article about some "pranksters" from a rival soccer team. Here is an excerpt from the text.


A phallus with two massive testicles adorned Worle FC's Station Road ground on Monday morning after the artful pranksters struck.

Worle FC assistant manager Mark Chesney said the club had locked its line painter away for the weekend, so somebody must have brought their own to the ground.

He said: "We reckon it was a jealous player from a rival club and we won't rest until we find out who.

"To be shafted like this is a bitter pill to swallow."


I'm unsure if his use of the word shafted was intentional or not but funny none the less.
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Sweet Lick of the Week

This week's sweet lick is from the band Mew. I know basically nothing about this band, except that I love the guitar playing at the beginning of this song. I actually have no idea if this will be a weekly thing, but it seemed like a nice title.

PS. I'd like to thank Mew for making the weirdest fucking video I've seen in a long time. I'm sure their label was really stoked when they delivered this thing. I'm also pretty sure they shit their pants when they got the bill for horse & slug rentals. Not to mention the horse & slug wranglers.

This has to be at the NJ Shore, right?

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