Son, you're a dick.

Since I am soon to be a father, I now tend to look at some things differently than I did before. The above video is a perfect example.

It would've been much funnier to me a few months ago, but now all I can think about is having to sit down my athletically-gifted son and tell him "That was a great goal, but something needs to be said here son. You're a dick for a doing that."