For that not so clean feeling...

Last week I wrote about a man with a Pabst Blue Ribbon coffin. Today, I stumbled upon PBR soap made by Etsy seller dennisanderson.

I can only imagine that this soap is made for the few people who need to convince someone they were out drinking all night when they weren't.

I'm pretty sure if I had a hangover rubbing this all over my body would make me vomit instantly.

They should include a kit that allows you to look like Karl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force with every purchase, because that is how you are going to smell.

This stuff is like Axe bodyspray for the homeless.

PBR Forever!

By Mary Compton, SouthtownStar via AP

A Chicago man has commissioned his own Pabst Blue Ribbon coffin.

If Cc:BJ had an official beer, it would either be PBR or Odoul's. So, until I see an Odoul's coffin, I am proclaiming PBR the offical beer of Cc:BJ.

The story is pretty creepy though because he has not only gotten into the coffin, but he also used it as a giant ice bucket for PBR's at a recent party.

I always find it funny when people latch onto weird things like this. He probably has a pretty normal life, but now he is just "the crazy PBR guy." That will be his legacy and that will be what people remember about him.

(via Slashfood)