Bush Believes In Magical Wizardry

We here at CC:BJ don't believe in political affiliations. We believe in America and raising awareness for American things. President Bush today spoke about a mystical force that people are calling a "recession". He donned a blue suit and spoke candidly about hocus pocus and the ways in which we can solve this problem. He was quoted as saying "If there was a magic wand to wave, I'd be waving it, of course". He held the press conference in the Rose Garden which is known for being the center of numerous seances in the past. The crabapple trees especially seem most haunting in the evening. The President laughed off the idea that the numbers that come out Wednesday could in fact prove a recession exists. He replied by saying, "I think they'll show we're in a very slow economy." He then pulled out what appeared to be Gandalf's staff and promptly disappeared leaving reporters baffled and confused. More to come as this story develops.