The Stinger! Amazing Future Car! Beachin'!

I wish this was my car!



Aaron, your scooter company should look into this!

Courtesy of our friends at Everything Is Terrible.

Chase Busey

So, tonight Chase woke up from a nap and looked a lot like Gary Busey!

Korean David Cook (The Artist Formerly Known as Pugsly)

Courtesy of our new friend at Dunkelziffer:

Check out this drummer. Is it just me or is this a lot like Perelandra?

CC:BJ - 5 Years ago minus BJ + Trey

There are bad days and then there are get tasered for drunk lawnmower driving days

This Is Why We (other people) Are Fat

I watched this video and got really hungry, but then I got really sad, and then I got hungry because I was sad, but then I got angry and now I'm just hungry again. I wonder if they make one with a fried egg on it!

Love,

Ben

The New Rick Roll...

Suck It America???

This is why you're fat.

via This is why you're fat.

This bird is a better fisherman than me.

The Future is Now

This is the coolest thing I've seen all week, if not all month and trust me, I see a lot of cool stuff. Not only does it go 150 MPH and have a completely electric eco-friendly motor, it also will guarantee that you are the coolest person at any locale. This thing makes the Batcycle look like that skateboard you got when you were a kid. The one that was shaped real weird and had Bart Simpson on it. That one.

It's called the Mission One, made by Mission Motors, which is a start-up out of San Francisco led by a former Tesla Motors engineer.

The best part is the price, it only costs $69,000.

We're Back, And Better Than Ever...

As you can see CC:BJ has been on "official hiatus" for the past couple of months. We had some legal troubles to sort out but now that we're free and clear we are back to give you more useless information that US WEEKLY. As you can see we've added an email address to the left so that you can send us your questions and we'll promptly respond on the blog. We're far from shy so feel free to ask us anything: love advice, career advice, the best asian massage parlors. We just want to remind you that we are here for you, the reader. We're not one of those corrupt corporate banks trying to steal your money (we never turn down donations). So congratulations America, the recession is in full swing but that doesn't mean we can't still be friends right? So email often and we'll get this new year kicked off right, just 1 month later than everyone else.

Penis Envy???

Does anyone remember Ben Affleck and Matt Damon? They were the two guys who wrote a screenplay that vaguely resembled the film Good Will Hunting, which ghost writers everywhere are still demanding they deserve the oscar for. Apparently when they first began schmoozing it up in hollywood they would go to these black tie affairs in full tuxedos with their pants unzipped. They would then have a contest to see who could touch the biggest celebrity with their penis fully exposed without them actually knowing. It's rumored this is how Clooney and Damon became such good friends. We all know Clooney isn't married for a reason and Damon might just be that reason. Anyway, if these two thought they were getting the last laugh it seems that they should have patented that idea before these guys came up with this on. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you your next fashion craze:


The world can rest easy now. Dicks are everywhere.

I could look at this all day

Via Deadspin.

Super Bowl

Sometimes I like to think about how ridiculous the game of football is. Don't get me wrong, I love football, but it's ridiculous.

Case in point, instant replay. Every game is filmed from multiple angles and at least once or twice a game, the ref's have to use instant replay to determine what actually happened. The crazy part is that even with replay, most of the time nobody has a clue what actually happened.

This occurred quite a few times during this years Superbowl. Most notably, when Santonio Holmes made the nearly impossible game winning catch in the back of the end zone. Anyways, I guess the point I'm trying to get at is that the Cardinals fucking won.

(Note: I have no clue if the above photo is contextually accurate, and this whole post was just a joke to begin with. But for real, football is crazy.)

Oh Lord I Got High!!!

Here's a profound new video that's sweeping the internets left and right. This just disproves the theory that peyote really is for kids.